sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

fuck yoooou

(Source : gold-kushkloudz)

me and bae having sex

bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

ninjabitz:

My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”

i-love-tatu:

t.A.T.u evolution. 

i-love-tatu:

t.A.T.u evolution. 

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

(Source : vvhaleshark)

glastonbury, 1994

(Source : ozhin)

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

(Source : cannabinomad)

gorlt:

congrats madonna :)

(Source : poyzn)

raykeichele:

googlebus:

gamefreak108:

nutelligence:

googlebus:

hahahaha you came out of a vagina 

c-section ftw

You were never born then. Just removed.

ouch

Happy removal day, tumor baby

khaleesiminogue:

20daysofjune:

I DRAW THE DAMN LINE HERE

oH NO

OH MY GOD

khaleesiminogue:

20daysofjune:

I DRAW THE DAMN LINE HERE

oH NO

OH MY GOD

(Source : shipsstartshooting)

nickjonasstillhasdiabetes:

I was so cute last summer like wtff i look like a lil cherub 

nickjonasstillhasdiabetes:

I was so cute last summer like wtff i look like a lil cherub 

(Source : bubbley-boo)

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